theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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