Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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