you would pick up someone in the library
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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