i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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