at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It's never too late to be topless.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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