Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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