Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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