i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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