Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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