hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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