2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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