If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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