I must be too annoying 4 u.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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