Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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