sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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