Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
please don't ironically join a cult
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