whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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