Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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