so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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