would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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