But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wanna passion pit in your ass
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
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God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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