i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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