Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize