Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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