My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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