u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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