Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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