I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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