I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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