I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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