I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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