so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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