And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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