the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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