so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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