I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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