We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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