So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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