I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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