Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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