I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
he had hair everywhere except his balls
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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