i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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