Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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