can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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