I can't watch pbs sober anymore
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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