"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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