He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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