I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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