he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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