Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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